OMEGLE IS SO WONDERFUL
I had this chat with somebody when I was chilling with Nick in Sarah Jane's room.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You're alone in the forest when an old man approaches you. He is carrying a knife and a lamp. You...
Stranger: say hello to him
You: The old man greets you in a gruff manner; "Arrr, it's a dark night," he says. He warns you of the dangers of being out alone and waves the knife in front of your face, advancing several steps. You...
Stranger: step backward from his knife-waving advances, warning him to watch his step, or face the dire consequences
You: The old man hisses like an old cat and growls, "Are you threatening me?" before slashing the knife through the air; it barely misses you. You...
Stranger: realising that this man is clearly not sane, I deftly sweep him from his feet with a kick to his ankles, before disarming him and walking away into the night
You: The old man explodes and showers you with the bloody, chunky remains of his corpse. You wander further into the forest when you come across a pool to wash it off with; however, there's a strange aura settling around you. You...
Stranger: pick at the bits of corpse remaining on myself, eating any particularly good morsels - it has been a long time since my last meal. after considering bathing in the pool for a short moment, I decide to first throw an innocent rabbit sitting nearby into the pool to test its safety
You: The water explodes and shoots into the air like some muddy geyser, carrying a now delicious fried rabbit with it. The corpse of the furry creature lands at your feet, and you, terrified of what may have happened had you stepped in, run quickly away. You're nearing the edge of the forest, and it's almost dawn, when you see a gentle maiden caught in a bear trap! You...
Stranger: stop quickly in my tracks, realising I have left a perfectly good snack pass me by. returning swiftly to the pool, I grab the steamed rabbit, before returning to the trapped maiden. deciding that I am too inexperienced to deal with a bear trap, I call my good friend Geoff, who is something of a local expert, before assuring the maiden that she will be rescued shortly. i offer her some rabbit to pass the time.
You: The maiden thanks you for your hospitality, but regretfully informs you that she's a vegan. Suddenly disgusted by this faggotry, you call up Geoff and tell him to eat the maiden when he arrives. You create makeshift wheels out of sticks, attach them to the rabbit with twine and ride off into the sunset.
