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Monday, May 3, 2010

so, a naked blonde walks into a bar @ 4:41 PM

Occasionally, you feel like being a little bad.

So occasionally, you break out uTorrent and ask your friends what to download.


These were my helpful suggestions:

'HENTAI GAMES. PORN.'

'Is Fatal Frame on the computer?'

'SOFT-CORE PORN.'

'Dude, download Plastic Beach.'

'BEASTIALITY.'

'NAKED PICTURES OF A PHILLIPINO GIRL LAYING ON A BED OF NAILS STROKING A SALAMI.'





for the record, i own plastic beach legitimately.

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OH GOSH where do i start. i am a sixteen year-old writer.

okay done.

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