This is what my friends* and I do on Sunday afternoons.
Yarbles; Great Bolshy Yarblockos!~ says:
EAT..MY..SHORTS.
{Captain .} skipjack says:
What was that?
~Yarbles; Great Bolshy Yarblockos!~ says:
EAT. MY. SHORTS!
{Captain .} skipjack says:
You just bought yourself another Saturday.
~Yarbles; Great Bolshy Yarblockos!~ says:
Oh, I'm crushed..
{Captain .} skipjack says:
You just bought one more.
~Yarbles; Great Bolshy Yarblockos!~ says:
Well, I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'mma have to check my calender.
{Captain .} skipjack says:
GOOD. 'cos it's going to be FILLED. We'll keep going; you want another one? Just say the word. Say it! Instead of going to prison, you'll come here, are you through?
~Yarbles; Great Bolshy Yarblockos!~ says:
..No!
{Captain .} skipjack says:
I'm doing society a favor!
~Yarbles; Great Bolshy Yarblockos!~ says:
So?
{Captain .} skipjack says:
That's another one, right now! I've got you for the rest of your natural-born life, if you don't watch your step! You want another one?
~Yarbles; Great Bolshy Yarblockos!~ says:
Yes!
{Captain .} skipjack says:
You got it! You've got another one, right there, that's another one, pal!
'Hurr, cut it out!'
You through?
~Yarbles; Great Bolshy Yarblockos!~ says:
Not. Even. Close. BUD.
{Captain .} skipjack says:
Good! You've got one more right there.
~Yarbles; Great Bolshy Yarblockos!~ says:
You really think I give a shit?
{Captain .} skipjack says:
Another! You done?
~Yarbles; Great Bolshy Yarblockos!~ says:
How many is that?~
{Captain .} skipjack says:
That's seven including when we first came in and you asked Mr. Vernon whether Barry Manilow knew that he raided his closet.
Now it's eight. You stay out of this.
Excuse me, sir, it's seven.
Shut it, Pee-Wee.
:I
~Yarbles; Great Bolshy Yarblockos!~ says:
You're mine, Bender. For two months I got'cha. I got'cha. *Hurr, retarded hand gesture*
What can I say? I'm THRILLED.
For the record, I am not Yarbles, I am the fantastic Captain Skipjack. Pink is Molly Ringwold, green is Anthony Michael Hall, and red is Judd Nelson {where appropriate}.