Kids, before I start, apparently my blog doesn't run correctly in IE? So if that's the case, my blog is definitely firefox and google chrome-friendly. Switch to one of those if you might:).

Anyway, if you are a teenage girl who watches LOST {you know, that incredibly confusing show with the island and the surgeon and the porn addict and the British guy?}, you probably don't watch it for plot. You watch it for these guys:

That's right, Charlie and Sawyer. They're sexy and they look good when they're bloody and filthy; oh, and as a bonus, they can act. But who needs talent when you're sexy? The death of Charlie made little girls weep throughout the world over.

Regardless, Lost is getting just a little ridiculous. There are six episodes left in the last season, and they haven't answered a single question; we don't know where or what the island is, what the hell the smoke monster is, what the flash-sideways thing is all about... I think the writers are screwed and they know it. They never actually thought of an ending to the show, and now they're just pulling stories out their ass. I can see it now, all the writers pulling all-nighters at the studio, pumped up on Five-Hour Energy and trading sleep-deprived ideas.

"What about the shark?"

"Uhh, it turns out the DHARMA logo was actually a tattoo because the shark is really a man that can turn into a shark and he's from a bad area of Jersey."

"Oh my God someone write that down, we have to use that."

Seriously. I only watch it to stare at Sawyer, Sayid and Richard {The official sex bombs of the living LOST cast}, and wonder wistfully whether or not Charlie will appear in a flash-sideways. Okay, and Ben is fun to watch. Michael Emerson is one of a small handful of people on the show that I think has excellent dramatic acting capabilities; most of the girls just come off whiny or irritating, and some of the guys tend to half-ass their way through, but Michael Emerson has never failed to interest me on the show; I wish I could find some other stuff he's done. I heard he was in Saw or something, but if I wanted to watch people with guns and chainsaws sprinting around, I'd take the monorail to Seattle.

I just wish LOST made more sense. They've introduced characters I thought were cut from the show; you know, cut and done with. Moved on. Over. Why on earth are they bringing everybody from, like, season two back? Je suis confus.

P.S. Richard is SEXY